"Me dumb orc.
Many moons ago, bad men put me in room with bars. Then come lock fixer kitty. Lock fixer kitty not fix lock, they break lock! Stupid kitty. Say we gotta go quick. Go just to keep kitty quiet."
-- Sorch Stonebender, orc mage.
Sorch is a former orc mage, and the prisoner of a demon worshiping cult that is trying to steal his nightmares. One jailbreak later and Sorch is unleashed upon the world once again. But this time, he's not so sure that he wants to go back to a life of magic and adventure. Being the smartest orc in all of Panos wasn't all fun and games.
With the help of a new friend, Sorch rediscovers his purpose in life. He embarks on a quest to save his friends, who were trapped on another plane of existence. During his travels he encounters more horrible injury, more magical treasures, casual love, university midterms, a plot against Panos, and then of course he saves the world.
Or does he?
"What, you wrote another one?!
I told you, nobody wants to read about orcs! Let's pivot. I'm thinking 'House of Leaves' but with sexy anime girls and a clown who lives in the sewer. Can you do that?"
-- Elvis Z. Hornstout III, literary agent.
Another Stupid Demon is a first person high fantasy novel, the second book in Another Stupid Trilogy. The tone and vocabulary of the story shifts as our narrator, Sorch the orc, finds ways to enhance his intelligence. You get to grow as Sorch grows, learn as he learns, and share his most intimate thoughts.
The novel is available exclusively on Amazon. You can read it on just about any PC, Mac, phone, tablet, or E-book reader by downloading the free Kindle E-book reader (U.S., U.K., Canada) and adding Another Stupid Demon to your library.
"You wrote another book, that's great dear. What's a were-cat? Did your cat go missing or something?"
-- My mom.